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You know what’s the difference??

Man’s Complaint
Man 1:” Damn, let me tell you, this boss of ours is damn hard to handle. I don’t know what he wants from me. Fuck him!”

Man 2:”Yea man, I feel you man. Fuck him too for making my life hard”

Man 1:”Let’s go have some drink and forget about it”

Man 2:”Oright!!!”

*Man 1 and 2 drink until “mum can’t recognize her son” *

Woman’s Complaint

Woman 1:”Geeez, I hate this boss, he’s making my life hard!”

Woman 2:”Ohhh, don’t worry girl, you’re not the only one, he makes my life hard too”

Woman 1:”Whatt?? Really?? Oh my, I thought only me. What is wrong with him?”

Woman 2:”Hey, you know what, actually I heard from others when he is at home, his wife is making is life hard, that’s why he is letting out all his anger at us!!”

Woman 1:”Ahhh, I hate this type of guy. By the way, I wonder how is his wife looks like”

Woman 2:”Oh, I heard his wife looks very fierce. “

Woman 1:”Now that explains “

Woman 2:”Yea, you can see the relation right?”

Woman 1:”Yea, he is like practically torturing me you know. Giving all sorts of works and stuffs.”

Woman 2:”YEA!!!Exactly what he does to me also!!”

Woman 1 and 2 continue until God knows when

You see, men go straight to the point. Full stop!

But women, they can go from complaint to gossip to complaint. Pretty amazing, eh?

Sometime they can make us go crazy

Sometime they can make us go stress

Sometime they can make us go like strangling them

But at the end of the day, we as a man, will still love them a lot!!

Including me as well.

But, women out there, not to say what, try to make it short la next time, okay

J

p/s: What a lousy post!!Actually I’m having sort of like writer’s block now and some more World Cup. Haih. Don’t worry, I’ll be back very soon. I promise!!