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Well well well…in another 6 hours, whole world will be watching FIFA World Cup 2010 Final between Holland and Spain. Both countries never win any World Cup title before and after today, either one of the team will have a star printed on their jersey for next season

But who will win?

Of course by Paul, the famous octopus oracle chooses Spain.

But in Singapore, we have Mani, the Parakeet and he is the new bird oracle and he chooses Holland

Bird or Octopus? Mani or Paul?

I’ll go with Paul this time. Because his track record is good in this World Cup.

100% accurate

And as for Mani

So far Mani got one wrong.

So by looking at the record,

Tonight I’ll be shouting VIVA ESPANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry Mani, I’ll have my money on Paul this time

Wooot!! Which country you’ll be shouting for tonight??

P/s: Fucking P1 WiMAX, line down since Friday. Fucked up my mood for the weekend

J

As a football fan, I’m like the others, will give names to those football players and today I’m going to write about the nicknames given to players who is playing in this FIFA World Cup

1st: Claudemir Jeronimo Barretto or best known as “Cacau”

Guess what we call him??

“Cincau”

The scenario will be

Commentator :”Cacau SCORES!!!!!!!!!”

Supporter :”YAAAAAA!!!!!GOOOOOOALLLLLL!!CACAU!!!!”

If not

Commentator :”How did he miss that???!!!”

Supporter :”Bloody ‘cincau’, patut la xleh score, kaki lembik cam ‘cincau’, puik!”

2nd : Frank James Lampard

Lampard is an English player who plays for Chelsea and I guess everyone will know him well even those aunty grandma because he appears in Astro World Cup advertisement. Remember the little girl shouting her mum “Mak, ada mat salleh kat luar!!”

Guess what we call him?

“Lan pa” or which means testicle in Hokkien Dielect.

So the scenario will be

Commentor :”Frank Lampard scores a magnificent goal with his left foot!!!”

Spectator :”Wooot!!! Damn good man that guy”

If not

Commentor :”Ouch, it would have been an easy goal for Lampard but he misses it somehow”

Spectator :”Frank ‘LAN PA’ LA!!! YOU KICK WHAT ‘LAN PA’ BALL???!! SO EASY ALSO CAN MISS AHHH!!????”

3rd: Yakubu Aiyegbeni

Yakubu is a Nigerian footballer who plays for Everton

Ho Ho, this is my favourite.

Guess what we call him?

Yakubu “AIR MANI” which means “semen” in English

Be it he scores or misses a goal

We will still be calling him

Us :”WOOOOTT!!! AIR MANI SCORES!!!!!!!!!!”

Or
Us :”Fuck!!AIR MANI miss la!!!”

I remember yesterday during work, my colleague asked me

Him :”EH, Nigeria bagus tak?”

Me :”Memang bagus, ada Yakubu AIR MANI, beb”

But, believe it or not, few years ago, I saw Livescore mistakenly typed Yakubu Aiyegbani name as “Yakubu ABU BAKARI”

I was like, what!!??
I told my friend since when Yakubu converted to Muslim.

LoL

But
In our heart, he still always be our Sperm-man.

Well, at times we as a football fan, will get frustrated when the player from the team that we support can’t deliver. So with the spirit of FIFA World Cup 2010 South Africa, I present you one of the 3 nicknames that we have given to the players.

I believe out there will be a lot nicknames, so which player you already given him the nickname?

J

p/s: waiting for England – Algeria match, I bet Algeria will win by 1 goal, you believe or not? ‘lan pa’ is playing wor. Anyone with me? He he

After 4 years, next Friday will be FIFA World Cup 2010.

Are you ready to cheer for your favorite team or your favorite fans???? HAHA

Let’s sing to Waving Flag by K’naan, the official World Cup 2010 anthem..

woooooohohhhhhhhohoho!!!!

Below are Waving Flag sing in different version:)

Here is the lyrics for you.

Come sing along!!!!wooooooot!!!!!!!

Oooooooooooooh, woooooooooohh, hohoho
Oooooooooooooh, woooooooooohh, hohoho

Give me freedom, give me fire, give me reason, take me higher
See the champions, take the field now, you define us, make us feel proud
In the streets are, exaliftin, every loser, in ambition
Celebration, its around us, every nations, all around us

Singing forever young, singing songs underneath that sun
Lets rejoice, in the beautiful game
And together at the end of the day

WE ALL SAY…

When I get older, I will be stronger
they’ll call me freedom, Just like a waving flag

And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back

When I get older, I will be stronger
They’ll call me freedom
Just like a waving flag

And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back

Oooooooooooooh, woooooooooohh, hohoho
Oooooooooooooh, woooooooooohh, hohoho

Give you freedom, give you fire, give you reason, take you higher
See the champions, take the field now, you define us, make us feel proud
In the streets are, exaliftin, every loser, in ambition
Celebration, its around us, every nations, all around us

Singing forever young, singing songs underneath that sun
Lets rejoice, in the beautiful game
And together at the end of the day

WE ALL SAY…

When I get older, I will be stronger
They’ll call me freedom
Just like a waving flag

And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back

When I get older, I will be stronger
They’ll call me freedom
Just like a waving flag

And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back

Oooooooooooooh, woooooooooohh, hohoho
Oooooooooooooh, woooooooooohh, hohoho

WE ALL SAY…

When I get older, I will be stronger
They’ll call me freedom
Just like a waving flag

And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back

When I get older, I will be stronger
They’ll call me freedom
Just like a waving flag

And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back

Oooooooooooooh, woooooooooohh, hohoho
And everybody will be sing nit
Oooooooooooooh, woooooooooohh, hohoho
And everybody will be sing nit

By the way,

This is K’naan

J

*Warning. A lot of photos in this post*
FIFA WORLD CUP 2010 is coming soon. 16 days left

As usual, I support Argentina but beside enjoying the game, but I do enjoy seeing all those football supporters going all out supporting their country, especially female supporters.

Years ago, I already implemented “1-WorldCupFemaleSupporters” lor. Najib out-dated la using “1″ concept.

So I’ve tried to search around and I managed to get 30 countries’ female supporters except New Zealand and Slovenia. Some are really, pphheewwiitt la. Here are the photos, enjoy:)

For AFC

Australia. Need my help to hold your “star”?

Japan. IKU IKU, DA MEH DA MEH, ITAI ITAI

North Korea. My 1st time seeing their fans, very much look like Vietnamese. Hmm…

South Korea.당신을 사랑합니다!!!

For CAF

Algeria. Er, girls, you’re holding your country’s flag in wrong direction, but I’ll forgive you girls.

Cameroon. The “3″ is a male or female?

Ivory Coast. Venus William, is that you?

Ghana. Serena?

Nigeria. Holy!!Uruk-Hai!!!

South Africa. !Xobile !!!!

For CONCACAF

Honduras. too serious la your face.

Mexico. YIHAA!! Mister Potato, anyone?

United States. GO GO Mountain Of Liberty!!

For CONMEBOL

Argentina. This is the country that I’ll be supporting!!!!

Brazil. Girl, can you bring me around in that blue circle with stars of yours?

Chile. Wears too much. Loose some clothes, now!

Paraguay. *Big Grin*

Uruguay. The “F4″

For OFC

New Zealand. She’s there, I’m sure you can find it.

For UEFA

Denmark. Can I treat you a bottle of Carlsberg?

England. Hm..a little saggy but I’m okay with it. LOL

France. Mucks!Mucks!

Germany. You’re pointing at the flag or what???Slurpp.

Greece. Hi lady, fancy a drink after the match?

Italy. Sono innamorata!!

Holland. Phewwiitt! Voluptuous Angel!

Portugal. Do you think Christiano Ronaldo will look at me??

Serbia. Thumbs up!! Kezman scores again!

Slovakia. Peace sign? or?

Slovenia. Sorry mate, can you guys see the girl at the bottom left with the red circle?

Spain. Me Gustar!!!

Switzerland. You think Roger Federer can play or not if she turns out for his match? For me, I surely can’t.

I have something to tell all the girls out there. You think only you have cute footballers to see during World Cup aa? We guys have more to see looorr. Jealous or not.

So guys, decided which country to support already?

Hehe

J