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Well well well…in another 6 hours, whole world will be watching FIFA World Cup 2010 Final between Holland and Spain. Both countries never win any World Cup title before and after today, either one of the team will have a star printed on their jersey for next season

But who will win?

Of course by Paul, the famous octopus oracle chooses Spain.

But in Singapore, we have Mani, the Parakeet and he is the new bird oracle and he chooses Holland

Bird or Octopus? Mani or Paul?

I’ll go with Paul this time. Because his track record is good in this World Cup.

100% accurate

And as for Mani

So far Mani got one wrong.

So by looking at the record,

Tonight I’ll be shouting VIVA ESPANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry Mani, I’ll have my money on Paul this time

Wooot!! Which country you’ll be shouting for tonight??

P/s: Fucking P1 WiMAX, line down since Friday. Fucked up my mood for the weekend

J

That bloody Paul chooses Spain over Germany.

Good Job Paul. I have faith in you. After you successfully predicted Argentina vs Germany match, I’m keen to see whether you will be right this time. Everyone is talking about Germany will win the World Cup this year after seeing their performance against Argentina and also England.

So I believe a lot of people will bet on Spain already. Even though technically, I feel Spain doesn’t have much chance to win over Germany but Paul chooses Spain. So we shall see.

It’s either Paul will becomes this

*Sorry for the Cut and Paste in MS Paint. No credit to this picture. I malu also*
Or

This

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This is not fake because it’s from Yahoo!News.

See video below

J

I need your service now.

That bloody octopus is damn bloody accurate.

Germany is strong this time

Even though I support Argentina but I got to admit that Germany is far more superior than Argentina tonight.

Good job Germany.

Life goes on. Waiting for the last quarter final match between Spain vs Paraguay.

I’ll be supporting Paraguay. You know why? I bet you know

I want to see her running naked through the street.

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With Argentina got knocked out from this tournament. No harm for me to support Paraguay,right? At least got some motivation.

Paul, the oracle octopus that become famous after successfully predicted Germany’s 2010 World Cup result.

Paul predicted all Germany’s matches correctly.

So this coming Saturday will be Germany vs Argentina in quarter final round.

And guess which country Paul predicted to win?

Germany.

See the Youtube below.

“German football fans have another reason to hope ahead of their team’s World Cup quarter-final showdown with Argentina as Paul the octopus has tipped Germany to win. “
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I don’t know accurate Paul’s prediction is or how far Paul will be right about it’s prediction

But one thing I know for sure,

IF PAUL IS WRONG ABOUT THIS COMING SATURDAY AND GERMANY LOSE TO ARGENTINA

You know what Germans will do to Paul?

THIS

Picture Taken From PenangTuaPui.Com

So do you guys rest enough after 2 days? Quarter final starting tomorrow!!

By the way, I do hope Germany will lose because I’m an Argentina fan. Tee Hee

J

Everyone is talking about the referee that disallowed Frank Lampard a.k.a “Lan Pa” goal which was clearly cross the line for about 2 feet.

Everyone says that the referee is blind, the linesman is blind.

But have you ever wonder that the referee and the linesman is out of position that time?

Let’s have a look again, shall we?

See clearly, where were the referee and linesman at that time?

They were way way away from the good position.

Do you know that, when 2 objects are far from your sight but close to each other, you tend to see that both objects are at the same distance from you?

If not why in other sports like badminton and tennis, those linesman never call the ball in or out at the opposite side?

So cut the referee and the linesman some slack, will you? Suck it up like a real man. Don’t blame the referee or linesman.

You know who should get the blame?

Sepp Blatter. The president of FIFA.

Why?

Because he knows and everyone knows that this has been a problem. Referee and linesman unable to keep up to the speed of the game play especially in counter-attack and Blatter’s FIFA reject goal line technology.

Read here

After the Frank Lampard’s disallowed goal during the Germany vs England match, he only willing to reconsider the technology.

Read here

I mean, why need to wait this stage only consider?

Damn stupid right?

Obviously I don’t blame the referee or linesman because if they really see it clearly, either one of them will call it a goal, I believe.

You know what FIFA should implement?

Hawk eye like in tennis tournament.

Where each tennis player has certain about of challenge to make if they feel that the linesman is wrong.

Football should have that too. Each team will have 1 challenge each in one half time.

So if the one team request for the challenge, everyone will look into the big screen at the stadium and referee will make the call for it.

Because there are some loopholes in current refereeing.

See how 2 linesmen run and also referee’s?

And can you see the 2 blue circles? That is the area where is far from linesman sight and also the referee’s

That is why Henry handball against Ireland happened in that area.

It’s a loop hole.

But why can’t FIFA see that loop hole and try improve the quality of the game?

Well, that’s all I want to say in this post. You might not be agreeing on what I’ve said in this post but this is what I think

As a football fan, I’m like the others, will give names to those football players and today I’m going to write about the nicknames given to players who is playing in this FIFA World Cup

1st: Claudemir Jeronimo Barretto or best known as “Cacau”

Guess what we call him??

“Cincau”

The scenario will be

Commentator :”Cacau SCORES!!!!!!!!!”

Supporter :”YAAAAAA!!!!!GOOOOOOALLLLLL!!CACAU!!!!”

If not

Commentator :”How did he miss that???!!!”

Supporter :”Bloody ‘cincau’, patut la xleh score, kaki lembik cam ‘cincau’, puik!”

2nd : Frank James Lampard

Lampard is an English player who plays for Chelsea and I guess everyone will know him well even those aunty grandma because he appears in Astro World Cup advertisement. Remember the little girl shouting her mum “Mak, ada mat salleh kat luar!!”

Guess what we call him?

“Lan pa” or which means testicle in Hokkien Dielect.

So the scenario will be

Commentor :”Frank Lampard scores a magnificent goal with his left foot!!!”

Spectator :”Wooot!!! Damn good man that guy”

If not

Commentor :”Ouch, it would have been an easy goal for Lampard but he misses it somehow”

Spectator :”Frank ‘LAN PA’ LA!!! YOU KICK WHAT ‘LAN PA’ BALL???!! SO EASY ALSO CAN MISS AHHH!!????”

3rd: Yakubu Aiyegbeni

Yakubu is a Nigerian footballer who plays for Everton

Ho Ho, this is my favourite.

Guess what we call him?

Yakubu “AIR MANI” which means “semen” in English

Be it he scores or misses a goal

We will still be calling him

Us :”WOOOOTT!!! AIR MANI SCORES!!!!!!!!!!”

Or
Us :”Fuck!!AIR MANI miss la!!!”

I remember yesterday during work, my colleague asked me

Him :”EH, Nigeria bagus tak?”

Me :”Memang bagus, ada Yakubu AIR MANI, beb”

But, believe it or not, few years ago, I saw Livescore mistakenly typed Yakubu Aiyegbani name as “Yakubu ABU BAKARI”

I was like, what!!??
I told my friend since when Yakubu converted to Muslim.

LoL

But
In our heart, he still always be our Sperm-man.

Well, at times we as a football fan, will get frustrated when the player from the team that we support can’t deliver. So with the spirit of FIFA World Cup 2010 South Africa, I present you one of the 3 nicknames that we have given to the players.

I believe out there will be a lot nicknames, so which player you already given him the nickname?

J

p/s: waiting for England – Algeria match, I bet Algeria will win by 1 goal, you believe or not? ‘lan pa’ is playing wor. Anyone with me? He he

After 4 years, next Friday will be FIFA World Cup 2010.

Are you ready to cheer for your favorite team or your favorite fans???? HAHA

Let’s sing to Waving Flag by K’naan, the official World Cup 2010 anthem..

woooooohohhhhhhhohoho!!!!

Below are Waving Flag sing in different version:)

Here is the lyrics for you.

Come sing along!!!!wooooooot!!!!!!!

Oooooooooooooh, woooooooooohh, hohoho
Oooooooooooooh, woooooooooohh, hohoho

Give me freedom, give me fire, give me reason, take me higher
See the champions, take the field now, you define us, make us feel proud
In the streets are, exaliftin, every loser, in ambition
Celebration, its around us, every nations, all around us

Singing forever young, singing songs underneath that sun
Lets rejoice, in the beautiful game
And together at the end of the day

WE ALL SAY…

When I get older, I will be stronger
they’ll call me freedom, Just like a waving flag

And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back

When I get older, I will be stronger
They’ll call me freedom
Just like a waving flag

And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back

Oooooooooooooh, woooooooooohh, hohoho
Oooooooooooooh, woooooooooohh, hohoho

Give you freedom, give you fire, give you reason, take you higher
See the champions, take the field now, you define us, make us feel proud
In the streets are, exaliftin, every loser, in ambition
Celebration, its around us, every nations, all around us

Singing forever young, singing songs underneath that sun
Lets rejoice, in the beautiful game
And together at the end of the day

WE ALL SAY…

When I get older, I will be stronger
They’ll call me freedom
Just like a waving flag

And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back

When I get older, I will be stronger
They’ll call me freedom
Just like a waving flag

And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back

Oooooooooooooh, woooooooooohh, hohoho
Oooooooooooooh, woooooooooohh, hohoho

WE ALL SAY…

When I get older, I will be stronger
They’ll call me freedom
Just like a waving flag

And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back

When I get older, I will be stronger
They’ll call me freedom
Just like a waving flag

And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back

Oooooooooooooh, woooooooooohh, hohoho
And everybody will be sing nit
Oooooooooooooh, woooooooooohh, hohoho
And everybody will be sing nit

By the way,

This is K’naan

J