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Two weeks ago, I was having dinner with 3 of my colleagues in Old Town. As we were chatting about works, suddenly we saw an Indian man holding a Chinese woman’s hand and walked into Old Town

And

Then suddenly,

Colleague 1 :” Look!Here comes the FBI!”

Colleague 2 *Laughed* :” Ha Ha, yea. FBI”

Me :”Huh? What FBI?She?”

Colleague 1:” Yea, FBI, you know?”

Me :”Yea I know, then?”

Colleague 2 :” She’s FBI. Haha”

Then both my colleagues continued with the conversation they left off earlier.

I was left puzzled.

My mind ran through a lot of things.

FBI? Federal Bureau of Investigation ? She? How did they know she’s FBI?

I kept on looking at her and thinking. Was she a spy? Was she an undercover?Was that Indian guy some sort of international criminal until FBI sent an undercover to bust him? Cannot be right?? *don’t laugh, I really thought like this that time*

After few minutes, I gave up.

Me :”Eh, why you guys call her FBI?How you guys know she’s FBI”

Colleague 1 :”Haha, think yourself. Look at them and think!”

Me :”Cibai, I don’t know. Why called her FBI??How you know she is FBI?”

And you know what my colleague told me??

Colleague 2 :”Haha, of course we know. She’s FBI, Fucked By Indian”

*Sweat*

Now I know FBI.

Damn!

And

Now I know my colleagues are a bunch of creative bastard that expert in giving names to people. I wonder what name they give me?

J

p/s:  Sorry if my post has offended anyone. It was merely a joke from my colleague. It was not any racism intention behind it

p/s/s: Yes. Above conversation is true. It actually happened two weeks ago