Hippocreep

Few days ago, our company came a cute account assistant. She 25 years old, (we made a bet about her age anyway and I won), slightly dyed brown hair and thin.

Fast forward to lunch time, she took her Guess tote bag and walked towards the main gate.

And all of us saw a man sitting in a car to pick her up for lunch

It’s not what normal Proton Iswara or Proton Wira or Honda City that most of us drive.

It’s this car

And we were like this

So boys be boys, when they see a girl being picked up by a man using that car, I tell you, speculations is the main topic for the day.

There were few speculation that really made me laugh my ass off

Colleague #1
“Aiya…you think he bought that car a?? Maybe he rent the car to show off leh??”

Colleague #2
“I think that one is not her man”

“Then who is him?”

“He is just a driver hired by her father”

Colleague #3
“Maybe he opens a used car shop and this is one of the car”

Colleague #4
This really make my laugh the most because I didn’t see it coming out from my colleague’s mouth

“Hey,J”

“Ya?”

“Did you see the number plate of the car just now?”

“No, why? You want to buy 4D?”

“No, I want to call to police station and ask whether got people hilang car or not”

I tell you, girl and car, this two really can make a man damn bitter. Men just can’t see a girl’s partner driving better car than them,especially young girls.

Well, you might ask how about me?

I’m a man so I’m the same. My speculation will be same like colleague #1, he rented that car.

And you know what makes the whole thing more interesting? The following day, he drove Perodua Myvi to fetch her for lunch.

Chance came and all sorts of new comments started to come out from my colleagues.

“See, I told you, he rented the car for a day only, he drives Myvi only la!”

“Hmm, yesterday that ‘Ahmad’ not free, this is her real bf”

“See I TOLD YOU!!POLICE FOUND THAT STOLEN CAR LIAO!!!”

And me,

“Maybe his car got tarik back by bank already, no money to pay for the installment every month”

And finally a colleague of mine said

“I don’t like her anymore”

“Why?”

“I think I like her boyfriend already. See that car….sweeeeeeet!!!”

See? Bitter or not?

What to do, it’s in our blood.

But after few days, none of us talk about her anymore.

All back to normal.

So you guys out there….I believe you all will be the same like us right????

That’s is called guy’s pillow talk.

Now girls, so you know what we guys talk about during the “pillow talk” eh

Happy Friday peeps!!

J