Hippocreep

Everyone surely have their own “OH-SHIT” moments right?

Let me tell you some of my “OH-SHIT” moments and how it happened.

“OH-SHIT #1″
I was holding my fart. A deadly one but the place was full of people. So I went and found a place, and I was damn sure that time, no one would come to that place. I should have let it go like atomic bomb

But I decided to put in the silencer

After a 3 seconds of low sound pfffffeeeeeewwwwww, that place was in major air pollution but suddenly, one of my colleague found me and walked to me

“Hey J, can I ask you something?”

He was like touch and go.

OH-SHIT

“OH-SHIT #2″
My nose was damn fucking itchy. I knew that inside, there were a lot of “gold”. I can’t stand it but I was, again in a place full of people. So I went and found a quiet place where, again, no people would go. So I started my “gold” digging quest.

But when I was in the middle of my “OH YEA~AH~”, suddenly I heard

“Hey J, can you please help me with this?”

My colleague caught me red handed, digging “gold”

He smirked

OH-SHIT

“OH-SHIT #3″
PORN. Hah! don’t even start it, okay? I’m a healthy guy so I do watch porn once awhile. I was sure my parents were watching TV in the hall. I went to some porn site and started load some video in my room. In the middle of waiting for the video to load, suddenly

*Knock knock* *Opens Door immediately*

“J, come and watch this program, it’s nice”

I swear for few seconds, my mum saw a girl sucking a guy picture on my monitor before I minimized the browser.

She kept quiet

OH-SHIT

“OH-SHIT #4″

There was a time I worked until I almost lost my mind. I stood up, throw the prototype on the table and said

“THIS JOB IS CRAZY AND IT’S A LOUSY JOB”

“Oh, now I know what’s your heart is thinking” *smiling*

My boss was behind me

“Oh, no boss, I meant the project, not the job, I spoke too fast just now”

“Yea, right”

OH-SHIT.

“OH-SHIT #5″
I was supposed to call my friend.

“WOI! WHERE ARE YOU!!??”

“Why are you talking like this to me?”

I sensed something wrong and looked at the phone.

It was not my friend. I dialed the wrong number. It was my girlfriend

OH-MY-FUCKING-SHIT

Enough of it for Part 1. Will continue on Part 2 if I remember more. I have a lot of “OH-SHIT” moments but these 5 are the one that I remember for now.

Gotta go to bed and read my book now:)

P/s: Above all 5 “OH-SHITs” are true. It’s not a fiction, if you wonder.

Night peeps:)

J