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When I was watching this MTV in Youtube, I saw something which is wrong. You see, I was watching Najwa Mahiaddin’s Got To Go music video. For those who don’t know her, she is our Malaysian singer who currently studying in US. She has a very powerful voice and she is young!! Normally, when you surf a clip on Youtube, on your left side, you’ll see Youtube list out their suggestion clip which is related to the current clip you’re watching. see the screen shot below. Click the picture to see the bigger picture.







See?? This is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wrong right? Somemore at the 1st in the suggestion list.



Youtube must be playing a prank on me today….Damn!and it’s SUNDAY today!!!



J

After you went away 1 month ago, I’ve been waiting for you impatiently. I’ve been telling everyone that is my bad to talk bad about you sometime but I know, I truly know one day, you’ll be back to me. And I was right, today, finally you come back to me. I miss you so much Ms BE!!!!

Ms BE is buffered earning, who or what do you think there?

He he

J

I need your service now.

That bloody octopus is damn bloody accurate.

Germany is strong this time

Even though I support Argentina but I got to admit that Germany is far more superior than Argentina tonight.

Good job Germany.

Life goes on. Waiting for the last quarter final match between Spain vs Paraguay.

I’ll be supporting Paraguay. You know why? I bet you know

I want to see her running naked through the street.

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With Argentina got knocked out from this tournament. No harm for me to support Paraguay,right? At least got some motivation.

Paul, the oracle octopus that become famous after successfully predicted Germany’s 2010 World Cup result.

Paul predicted all Germany’s matches correctly.

So this coming Saturday will be Germany vs Argentina in quarter final round.

And guess which country Paul predicted to win?

Germany.

See the Youtube below.

“German football fans have another reason to hope ahead of their team’s World Cup quarter-final showdown with Argentina as Paul the octopus has tipped Germany to win. “
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I don’t know accurate Paul’s prediction is or how far Paul will be right about it’s prediction

But one thing I know for sure,

IF PAUL IS WRONG ABOUT THIS COMING SATURDAY AND GERMANY LOSE TO ARGENTINA

You know what Germans will do to Paul?

THIS

Picture Taken From PenangTuaPui.Com

So do you guys rest enough after 2 days? Quarter final starting tomorrow!!

By the way, I do hope Germany will lose because I’m an Argentina fan. Tee Hee

J

I notice something very funny among us. We tend to do things redundantly but we still don’t realize about it.

One of it will be greeting when you meet your friends.

It’s like

Your friend is eating, and you walk pass him, see him eating, so you walk up and say

“Yo bro, eating,ah?”

“Er.. no, I’m eating a kitten now”

DUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Of course the friend is eating, blind ka??

This is the weird things that I’ve noticed since last time.

And surprisingly,

normal reply for that redundant question will be

“Ya lor.”

and follow with

“I see, I see”

Why can’t you choose other question??

something more straight forward, like “How’s your burger? nice or not?”

Instead of

“Eating burger ah??”

“Ya lor”

“I see, I see.How’s your burger? Nice or not?”

I don’t know about you but sometime I tend to sarcastically answer that question like just now.

“You eating a?”

“No la, I’m dancing?”

“You’re watching Ironman a?”

“No la, I’m watching porn now.”

“You’re going work a?”

“No la, I’m going for a swim”

“You’re playing balls a?”

“Ya lor, I’m playing with my balls”

People say that we’re in conscious stage when asking the question. It’s more like a polite way to greet a person. Or less aggressive way to approach people.

I don’t know but somehow I feel weird and funny la.

So

You’re reading my post, ah??

I see, I see. So how’s my post?? Nice or not?

J

You know what is the differences between blogging and driving??

Difference #1
While driving, we wish for this

But

While blogging, we wish for this

As jam as possible, if jam until the bandwidth pecah lagi best.

Difference #2
While driving, we don’t like to be tailgated

But

While blogging, we wish for as many people to “tailgate” us a.k.a follow us or become our follower

Difference #3
While driving, we try to be safe and don’t really want to create a scene with other drive

But

While blogging, creating a scene with other blogger can be beneficial to us. Best example is Xiaxue vs Dawn Young. Curse other blogger or scold other blogger. Remember creating a scene of goodwill can’t do much good to you. So do something like below.

Why?Because a scene can attracts a lot of “visitors”

A lot of people standing and looking or not?Do you see people stop and look at people doing good things?No right?

Difference #4
While we’re driving, we don’t like people to leave any marks on our car

But

While blogging, we like people leaving as many “marks” as possible in our blog a.k.a “Comment”

Difference #5
While driving, we don’t like to be honked at

But while you’re blogging and submit your post to NUFFNANG INNIT, you wish everyone “honk” a.k.a nang on your blog post.

So you know the 5 differences between blogging and driving.

You can start “honking” my post

And

“Leave” some marks on my post. Best with some names k?

Don’t worry, I won’t be mad, I promise

J

Two weeks ago, I was having dinner with 3 of my colleagues in Old Town. As we were chatting about works, suddenly we saw an Indian man holding a Chinese woman’s hand and walked into Old Town

And

Then suddenly,

Colleague 1 :” Look!Here comes the FBI!”

Colleague 2 *Laughed* :” Ha Ha, yea. FBI”

Me :”Huh? What FBI?She?”

Colleague 1:” Yea, FBI, you know?”

Me :”Yea I know, then?”

Colleague 2 :” She’s FBI. Haha”

Then both my colleagues continued with the conversation they left off earlier.

I was left puzzled.

My mind ran through a lot of things.

FBI? Federal Bureau of Investigation ? She? How did they know she’s FBI?

I kept on looking at her and thinking. Was she a spy? Was she an undercover?Was that Indian guy some sort of international criminal until FBI sent an undercover to bust him? Cannot be right?? *don’t laugh, I really thought like this that time*

After few minutes, I gave up.

Me :”Eh, why you guys call her FBI?How you guys know she’s FBI”

Colleague 1 :”Haha, think yourself. Look at them and think!”

Me :”Cibai, I don’t know. Why called her FBI??How you know she is FBI?”

And you know what my colleague told me??

Colleague 2 :”Haha, of course we know. She’s FBI, Fucked By Indian”

*Sweat*

Now I know FBI.

Damn!

And

Now I know my colleagues are a bunch of creative bastard that expert in giving names to people. I wonder what name they give me?

J

p/s:  Sorry if my post has offended anyone. It was merely a joke from my colleague. It was not any racism intention behind it

p/s/s: Yes. Above conversation is true. It actually happened two weeks ago