If people were to ask me which statement that make by my mum that makes me remember for the rest of my life, I would say there are 3 statements so far

1st statement: When I was around form 1, maybe?
Shy about my physical as in you know la guys when wake up, most of the time their thing, you know, their “Thing” will get a little more blood supply throughout the night and it will turn to “something”. So I was trying to cover that “something” when I was walking pass my mum and suddenly my mum said

“Son, don’t worry, it’s normal that you can “stand up”. If you cannot “stand up”, I will be start worrying”

“Errr…”

“Dun worry”

2nd : When I almost end of my form 5
When I was almost end of my secondary school day, I still didn’t manage to get a girlfriend. Not say that I do not have female friends. I do have plenty and that made my mum get curious. One day, she said

“Son, why you still don’t have girlfriend till now?”

“I don’t know”

“Son, are you normal?”

People, please, I have an announcement. I AM STRAIGHT AND NORMAL AND I LIKE GIRLS! anyway, I have a girlfriend now though.

3rd: Last week
We were in the car, dad was driving and I sat behind the car. We were talking about retirement and stuff. Then we talked about marriage and suddenly she said

“Son, I want you to remember that, to have a successful marriage, there are 2 most important things to have. 1st is MONEY, 2nd is SEX. Remember that well son.” while showing the peace sign to me

“Err…okay”

and she repeated again

“Money And Sex. Remember that”

I told one of my friend about this. She said I have a cool mum. I guess sometime my mum can be a little straight. Isn’t she?

After you went away 1 month ago, I’ve been waiting for you impatiently. I’ve been telling everyone that is my bad to talk bad about you sometime but I know, I truly know one day, you’ll be back to me. And I was right, today, finally you come back to me. I miss you so much Ms BE!!!!

Ms BE is buffered earning, who or what do you think there?

He he

J

Few days ago, our company came a cute account assistant. She 25 years old, (we made a bet about her age anyway and I won), slightly dyed brown hair and thin.

Fast forward to lunch time, she took her Guess tote bag and walked towards the main gate.

And all of us saw a man sitting in a car to pick her up for lunch

It’s not what normal Proton Iswara or Proton Wira or Honda City that most of us drive.

It’s this car

And we were like this

So boys be boys, when they see a girl being picked up by a man using that car, I tell you, speculations is the main topic for the day.

There were few speculation that really made me laugh my ass off

Colleague #1
“Aiya…you think he bought that car a?? Maybe he rent the car to show off leh??”

Colleague #2
“I think that one is not her man”

“Then who is him?”

“He is just a driver hired by her father”

Colleague #3
“Maybe he opens a used car shop and this is one of the car”

Colleague #4
This really make my laugh the most because I didn’t see it coming out from my colleague’s mouth

“Hey,J”

“Ya?”

“Did you see the number plate of the car just now?”

“No, why? You want to buy 4D?”

“No, I want to call to police station and ask whether got people hilang car or not”

I tell you, girl and car, this two really can make a man damn bitter. Men just can’t see a girl’s partner driving better car than them,especially young girls.

Well, you might ask how about me?

I’m a man so I’m the same. My speculation will be same like colleague #1, he rented that car.

And you know what makes the whole thing more interesting? The following day, he drove Perodua Myvi to fetch her for lunch.

Chance came and all sorts of new comments started to come out from my colleagues.

“See, I told you, he rented the car for a day only, he drives Myvi only la!”

“Hmm, yesterday that ‘Ahmad’ not free, this is her real bf”

“See I TOLD YOU!!POLICE FOUND THAT STOLEN CAR LIAO!!!”

And me,

“Maybe his car got tarik back by bank already, no money to pay for the installment every month”

And finally a colleague of mine said

“I don’t like her anymore”

“Why?”

“I think I like her boyfriend already. See that car….sweeeeeeet!!!”

See? Bitter or not?

What to do, it’s in our blood.

But after few days, none of us talk about her anymore.

All back to normal.

So you guys out there….I believe you all will be the same like us right????

That’s is called guy’s pillow talk.

Now girls, so you know what we guys talk about during the “pillow talk” eh

Happy Friday peeps!!

J

When I opened my Nuffnang just now,

I saw this

How come empty one?????

My last buffered earning was Jun. Running 4 buffered earnings at a time

See?

Hippocreep.com is having buffered earning drought now.

I’ve tired update my survey, my profile and stuffs

Wonder when I’ll have buffered earning again.

Hmmmm

J

Try in angry tone with heavy panting

FUCK YOU, FUCK HIM, FUCK THIS, FUCK BOSS, FUCK LIFE, FUCK HER, FUCK THEM, FUCK WORK, FUCK ASSIGNMENT, FUCK DAD, FUCK MUM, FUCK BF, FUCK GF, FUCK HUSBAND, FUCK WIFE, FUCK COLLEAGUE, FUCK THAT, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

Finished?

Tired or not?

You think use this word very easy a. Damn tiring okay!!

Everyday only complain complain complain. Not tired one ka??

You know, sometime, I feel people like to complain a lot.

I don’t know why?

I do complain but rarely. I suck it up to myself and I find solution instead of complain.

I do have a friend who has the same idea as me

She told me

If the situation allows, of course we prefer how we wanted it to end up. But u know life ain’t always what we imagine it is. So bear with it and be happy

What is life if you keep on complaining.

Right?

Like the Joker said in The Dark Knight.

Imagine

My old man once told me this when I was looking for a car to buy when I was just graduated from Uni

“New car service bank, old car service foreman”

How true it is..

I just service foreman today.

Malaysia Mega Sale Carnival? I guess need to put on hold 1st.

J

Is like, finally. Mum, I’ve made it, in blogosphere sub-category

Well, after I pinged my post 2 nights ago, I went back 1 hour later to check on the pings given to my previous post

and I saw this.

One more ping and my post will be up to the top 10 list already.

I was thinking to myself that time

Should I ping myself to get into top 8?

Hell no, I won’t.

If I ping myself, it would be no honor for me. I won’t feel proud even though my post manage to get into the top 10 featured post.

You know, like use money to buy an official title instead of the people vote for you?

So I closed my browser and went to sleep

Yesterday morning, I went and check again 1st thing when I reached office

And I saw this

Yep. Thanks for the pings people. Now I know the feeling to be in the featured posts category. It actually quite satisfying.

He He.

Well, it’s like getting a PJK title only.Some people might say it’s easy to get but it’s quite encouraging.

Will continue work hard.

I can’t imagine if one day my post will be in the featured posts column on the main page. It’s like a Tan Sri title already man!!

It’s like

Featured Posts in Blogosphere = PJK, PJM
Featured Posts in Lifestyle = Dato’
Featured Posts in the Main Page = Tan Sri.

So it’s a ‘PJK, PJM’ title in Nuffnang Innit for me.

Tee Hee

Happy Friday peeps!

It’s weekend again. Remember to settle all the works before you leave office, get your homework done, get your study done and head for the weekend!!

J

The new Nuffnang Innit website. I know it’s been awhile but I havn’t got the time to put my comment about it.

It looks nice but frankly, FRANKLY, I prefer the old Nuffnang Innit website.

Something like this.

Why?

Because I AM A LAZY READER.

I like to click, read, click, read, click, read, like it, nang it, click, read, page 2, click, read, click, read, comment, like it, nang it, click, read.

I consider myself as a general type of reader. I read whatever things I click.

But the new Nuffnang Innit website have this different categories for specific type of blog post.

They have few main categories then expand down to few sub categories.

So as I am a lazy reader, again, for once, got stuck in front of a website because I don’t know which category to start with.

But but, this post is not to bombard Nuffnang Innit, they actually do a great job in this website, to improve the website and

There is one thing I really need to highlight about new Nuffnang Innit website.

They now have 10 featured post in each category already!!!

This is actually a very good idea and concept. I like it a lot.

Well, I guess it’s time for me to get use to this new website.

Hehehe

Okay now, which sub-category I should ping my post too.

Ah, found it, I’ll ping it in “Blogsphere” sub-category. Hope it’s the right one.

J

p/s: Shit, I do have a strong feeling that I won’t be getting any buffered earning after this post. But Nuffnang, you not so small gas one hor?? he he

Nang in Innit is important. Everyone knows that well. Everyone hope their post get very high number of nangs in order to go to the top 10 list.

This is good. And will increase your blog traffic.

But, one question.

let me take a deep breathe 1st before I continue. This is a “nangs suicidal” post.

Okay,

One question. What are you nanging for?

Do you nang because you read the post?

Do you nang because you like the post?

Or

Do you nang because you hope that person will nang you back. So practically you open Innit homepage and nang all the post submitted there without even read the post?

I nang because I like the post. That’s the purpose of nang in Nuffnang Innit, right?

Before you start calling or saying me jealous because I don’t get much nangs for each of my post.

Let me tell you, I’m really happy when I see my post got nangs from reader.

Then I started to think, of all the nangs, how many actually really read and like it. Sorry for having doubts towards my nangs.

But I would prefer you nang it if you like it. This will actually make me happy because someone actually like my post and my blog!

Of course you can nang and hope I’ll nang you back

But, sorry, I won’t do that. I’ll only nang those that really put effort into writing the post.

I won’t go nang a post which reads

“Today I’m lazy and I’ll be back soon. Stay tuned ya! Love ya much!!”

just because you nanged my post.

I might sound so “lansi” or “par pai”, right?Sound like my nang worth so much.

But that’s one of the fact of Hippocreep.com

Hippocreep.com goes the practical way. The hard work way.

But of course Hippocreep welcomes all sorts of nangs!!

I don’t know after this post, I’ll be blacklisted or not. LOL. Well, I’m just saying what is in my heart

Happy Working Peeps!

Love you much! Ha Ha!

J

If you have given a choice, will you choose power or money? And you can only choose one.

This is a question asked by my friend few years ago.

At 1st I told him I would choose money over power. I mean who cares about power of authority if you have money right?

He told me he would choose power over money. He said power of authority is important in society these days.

After these few weeks under hectic workload in my job, I would agree with him. Power of authority is indeed VERY important. You have the say, and people listen to you. When I handle this project, I really felt very helpless without any power of authority. At that time, suddenly this question popped out in my thought. And I told myself, how I wish I have the power of authority. Not saying that I have totally none. I do have, I still able to instruct and give orders but there’s a limit to it and that time I need more than the limit given to me.

Once I asked this question to my colleague. They told me it’s all the same. There is a balance between power and money.

How, I asked.

They said, when you have power, automatically, you’ll have money. And when you have money, automatically you’ll have power.

It’s bloody true, isn’t it.

But still, I insist, I say the question is If You’re Given A Choice, What Will You Choose? Power Or Money.

Choose only one.

They didn’t know how to choose it.

Seriously, I don’t know too.

What will you choose?

Happy weekend peeps

J

p/s: Really hectic weeks for me and I hardly got time to blog. Once I’m back home, I’ll be dead tired on bed. But the project is coming to an end and I feel much relax compare to past few days.