Hippocreep

If people were to ask me which statement that make by my mum that makes me remember for the rest of my life, I would say there are 3 statements so far

1st statement: When I was around form 1, maybe?
Shy about my physical as in you know la guys when wake up, most of the time their thing, you know, their “Thing” will get a little more blood supply throughout the night and it will turn to “something”. So I was trying to cover that “something” when I was walking pass my mum and suddenly my mum said

“Son, don’t worry, it’s normal that you can “stand up”. If you cannot “stand up”, I will be start worrying”

“Errr…”

“Dun worry”

2nd : When I almost end of my form 5
When I was almost end of my secondary school day, I still didn’t manage to get a girlfriend. Not say that I do not have female friends. I do have plenty and that made my mum get curious. One day, she said

“Son, why you still don’t have girlfriend till now?”

“I don’t know”

“Son, are you normal?”

People, please, I have an announcement. I AM STRAIGHT AND NORMAL AND I LIKE GIRLS! anyway, I have a girlfriend now though.

3rd: Last week
We were in the car, dad was driving and I sat behind the car. We were talking about retirement and stuff. Then we talked about marriage and suddenly she said

“Son, I want you to remember that, to have a successful marriage, there are 2 most important things to have. 1st is MONEY, 2nd is SEX. Remember that well son.” while showing the peace sign to me

“Err…okay”

and she repeated again

“Money And Sex. Remember that”

I told one of my friend about this. She said I have a cool mum. I guess sometime my mum can be a little straight. Isn’t she?

After you went away 1 month ago, I’ve been waiting for you impatiently. I’ve been telling everyone that is my bad to talk bad about you sometime but I know, I truly know one day, you’ll be back to me. And I was right, today, finally you come back to me. I miss you so much Ms BE!!!!

Ms BE is buffered earning, who or what do you think there?

He he

J

Few days ago, our company came a cute account assistant. She 25 years old, (we made a bet about her age anyway and I won), slightly dyed brown hair and thin.

Fast forward to lunch time, she took her Guess tote bag and walked towards the main gate.

And all of us saw a man sitting in a car to pick her up for lunch

It’s not what normal Proton Iswara or Proton Wira or Honda City that most of us drive.

It’s this car

And we were like this

So boys be boys, when they see a girl being picked up by a man using that car, I tell you, speculations is the main topic for the day.

There were few speculation that really made me laugh my ass off

Colleague #1
“Aiya…you think he bought that car a?? Maybe he rent the car to show off leh??”

Colleague #2
“I think that one is not her man”

“Then who is him?”

“He is just a driver hired by her father”

Colleague #3
“Maybe he opens a used car shop and this is one of the car”

Colleague #4
This really make my laugh the most because I didn’t see it coming out from my colleague’s mouth

“Hey,J”

“Ya?”

“Did you see the number plate of the car just now?”

“No, why? You want to buy 4D?”

“No, I want to call to police station and ask whether got people hilang car or not”

I tell you, girl and car, this two really can make a man damn bitter. Men just can’t see a girl’s partner driving better car than them,especially young girls.

Well, you might ask how about me?

I’m a man so I’m the same. My speculation will be same like colleague #1, he rented that car.

And you know what makes the whole thing more interesting? The following day, he drove Perodua Myvi to fetch her for lunch.

Chance came and all sorts of new comments started to come out from my colleagues.

“See, I told you, he rented the car for a day only, he drives Myvi only la!”

“Hmm, yesterday that ‘Ahmad’ not free, this is her real bf”

“See I TOLD YOU!!POLICE FOUND THAT STOLEN CAR LIAO!!!”

And me,

“Maybe his car got tarik back by bank already, no money to pay for the installment every month”

And finally a colleague of mine said

“I don’t like her anymore”

“Why?”

“I think I like her boyfriend already. See that car….sweeeeeeet!!!”

See? Bitter or not?

What to do, it’s in our blood.

But after few days, none of us talk about her anymore.

All back to normal.

So you guys out there….I believe you all will be the same like us right????

That’s is called guy’s pillow talk.

Now girls, so you know what we guys talk about during the “pillow talk” eh

Happy Friday peeps!!

J

When I opened my Nuffnang just now,

I saw this

How come empty one?????

My last buffered earning was Jun. Running 4 buffered earnings at a time

See?

Hippocreep.com is having buffered earning drought now.

I’ve tired update my survey, my profile and stuffs

Wonder when I’ll have buffered earning again.

Hmmmm

J

Try in angry tone with heavy panting

FUCK YOU, FUCK HIM, FUCK THIS, FUCK BOSS, FUCK LIFE, FUCK HER, FUCK THEM, FUCK WORK, FUCK ASSIGNMENT, FUCK DAD, FUCK MUM, FUCK BF, FUCK GF, FUCK HUSBAND, FUCK WIFE, FUCK COLLEAGUE, FUCK THAT, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

Finished?

Tired or not?

You think use this word very easy a. Damn tiring okay!!

Everyday only complain complain complain. Not tired one ka??

You know, sometime, I feel people like to complain a lot.

I don’t know why?

I do complain but rarely. I suck it up to myself and I find solution instead of complain.

I do have a friend who has the same idea as me

She told me

If the situation allows, of course we prefer how we wanted it to end up. But u know life ain’t always what we imagine it is. So bear with it and be happy

What is life if you keep on complaining.

Right?

Like the Joker said in The Dark Knight.

Imagine