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Everyone is talking about the referee that disallowed Frank Lampard a.k.a “Lan Pa” goal which was clearly cross the line for about 2 feet.

Everyone says that the referee is blind, the linesman is blind.

But have you ever wonder that the referee and the linesman is out of position that time?

Let’s have a look again, shall we?

See clearly, where were the referee and linesman at that time?

They were way way away from the good position.

Do you know that, when 2 objects are far from your sight but close to each other, you tend to see that both objects are at the same distance from you?

If not why in other sports like badminton and tennis, those linesman never call the ball in or out at the opposite side?

So cut the referee and the linesman some slack, will you? Suck it up like a real man. Don’t blame the referee or linesman.

You know who should get the blame?

Sepp Blatter. The president of FIFA.

Why?

Because he knows and everyone knows that this has been a problem. Referee and linesman unable to keep up to the speed of the game play especially in counter-attack and Blatter’s FIFA reject goal line technology.

Read here

After the Frank Lampard’s disallowed goal during the Germany vs England match, he only willing to reconsider the technology.

Read here

I mean, why need to wait this stage only consider?

Damn stupid right?

Obviously I don’t blame the referee or linesman because if they really see it clearly, either one of them will call it a goal, I believe.

You know what FIFA should implement?

Hawk eye like in tennis tournament.

Where each tennis player has certain about of challenge to make if they feel that the linesman is wrong.

Football should have that too. Each team will have 1 challenge each in one half time.

So if the one team request for the challenge, everyone will look into the big screen at the stadium and referee will make the call for it.

Because there are some loopholes in current refereeing.

See how 2 linesmen run and also referee’s?

And can you see the 2 blue circles? That is the area where is far from linesman sight and also the referee’s

That is why Henry handball against Ireland happened in that area.

It’s a loop hole.

But why can’t FIFA see that loop hole and try improve the quality of the game?

Well, that’s all I want to say in this post. You might not be agreeing on what I’ve said in this post but this is what I think

After the launching of remake of The Karate Kid starring Jaden Smith, everyone been talking about it. Nice as claim by people around me. Actually I wasn’t keen on this movie but my friend was keen to watch it. So I decided to join in the crowd.

Before the movie, I was expecting another kid trying to learn Karate and beats his opponent.

I was expecting the martial art that will be used in this movie is Karate.

I was expecting something like this in the movie. The Karate attire. The ‘bird’ post.

But after the movie going into half way, I sense something wrong. Then I told my friend, am I watching the correct movie??

How come no Karate one???

I understand the opponent is using Chinese Kung Fu but isn’t Jaden suppose to learn Karate?

How come he learns Chinese Kung Fu instead. Some more at the climax of the movie, he even wears Kung Fu attire ala Yip Man.

I run a quick search and I discover that only few country use The Karate Kid as the title. Maybe is some way to promote their movie?

Also Known As (AKA)
Karate Kid Finland / Germany / Portugal (imdb display title)
Best Kid Japan (English title)
Gongfu meng China (Mandarin title)
Kung Fu Kid USA (working title)
New Karate Kid Indonesia (literal English title) (English title)
The Kung Fu Kid International (bootleg title) (English title)
Untitled Karate Kid Remake USA (working title)

Click Here for the link

I don’t know. But I believe if they promote this movie as Kung Fu Kid, I doubt the cinema will be full in every time slot.

Good job for the promoting strategy. We should learn from them because none of my friends complain to me about this.

Oh ya, by the way, even though I admit the movie is nice, I give it a

3/10 rating.

My recommendation.

DVD is good enough.

J

Just now I was talking to a colleague of mine. Her department combined with another department to organize a buffet dinner in a restaurant just now. And as we talk, we came to this topic, about how people eat during buffet.

Have you ever wonder people tend to stuff their stomach until going to burst in buffet? I mean people tend to eat until the food is worth the price they pay for it. People tend to starve themselves in order to make way for the buffet’s food. Am I right?

I mean, what the hell?

You can see it especially you go to steamboat buffet. Kiasu people will only eat one thing. You know what is it? If you’re in the same thinking as me, you’ll know

Yes, it’s prawn

It’s like Oh My God. They ‘sapu’ the prawn until you can see a small hill make off prawn shells in front of their plate. Do you know that prawn is very high in cholesterol and because of you want to eat until it’s worth the money you pay, you willing to screw up your health? Or stuffing your stomach until you can’t breath.

“Alaa…once a blue moon, it’s okay, lah”

It’s not okay, at all!! Even it’s not affecting your health, you shouldn’t be having this type of mentality right? At least for me, it’s not okay, at all.

They just keep on take and take and take and at the end of the day, they can’t finish they food they take earlier on, you know how they solve it? They mix the uneaten food with the those prawn shells, used tissue papers, chicken and fish bone. So that those uneaten food looks like food waste.

I’ve seen it myself and I’ve done it myself, HELPING my friend to “solve” his food which he take it too much and unable to finish it.

People tend to turn into hungry ghost and stomp the food like they have not eaten a single meal for a week.

“Take the prawn, take the fish, more worth it. Don’t take the fish ball and meat ball, not worth it,waste money”

This is one of the most common statement you can hear when you’re in buffet.

Some even “potong” the queue when everyone is lining up to take their food. Hello, it’s buffet, the food will be replenish by the staffs once finish. Why act like as if you don’t take now, you’ll miss the chance to eat already.

I hate going buffet with people who take all the food available in the buffet and bring to table with the excuse of “taking for all of you as well”. You don’t know what I want to eat, and you decide what I should eat in buffet? Are you okay with that? Hell no for me.

I hate when people can’t finish the food they take, they turn and say to me “hey J, eat!!I know you can eat one” . Then they put the food on your plate. Nope, I’ve been on diet since half a year ago, and I’m not as big eater as you think. So stop forcing me to eat.

You can see many funny kiasu attitude in buffet. Seriously, if you pay more attention.

By the way, an advice to all of you who wants maximize the food intake during buffet by starving yourself the whole day, you’re doing it the wrong way. By starving yourself the whole day, your stomach actually will shrink and by the time you go buffet, you can’t eat much anymore.

The correct way to do it is stuff your freaking stomach until the max during breakfast. This is to stretch your stomach to maximum. then skip other meal until buffet. By doing that, you’ll have more room for your food intake. Make sure you’re hydrated throughout the day because water is a taboo in kiasu eater handbook.

There you go. He he.

Kiasu in buffet

Am certainly not.

Are you?

J

I notice something very funny among us. We tend to do things redundantly but we still don’t realize about it.

One of it will be greeting when you meet your friends.

It’s like

Your friend is eating, and you walk pass him, see him eating, so you walk up and say

“Yo bro, eating,ah?”

“Er.. no, I’m eating a kitten now”

DUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Of course the friend is eating, blind ka??

This is the weird things that I’ve noticed since last time.

And surprisingly,

normal reply for that redundant question will be

“Ya lor.”

and follow with

“I see, I see”

Why can’t you choose other question??

something more straight forward, like “How’s your burger? nice or not?”

Instead of

“Eating burger ah??”

“Ya lor”

“I see, I see.How’s your burger? Nice or not?”

I don’t know about you but sometime I tend to sarcastically answer that question like just now.

“You eating a?”

“No la, I’m dancing?”

“You’re watching Ironman a?”

“No la, I’m watching porn now.”

“You’re going work a?”

“No la, I’m going for a swim”

“You’re playing balls a?”

“Ya lor, I’m playing with my balls”

People say that we’re in conscious stage when asking the question. It’s more like a polite way to greet a person. Or less aggressive way to approach people.

I don’t know but somehow I feel weird and funny la.

So

You’re reading my post, ah??

I see, I see. So how’s my post?? Nice or not?

J

You know what is the differences between blogging and driving??

Difference #1
While driving, we wish for this

But

While blogging, we wish for this

As jam as possible, if jam until the bandwidth pecah lagi best.

Difference #2
While driving, we don’t like to be tailgated

But

While blogging, we wish for as many people to “tailgate” us a.k.a follow us or become our follower

Difference #3
While driving, we try to be safe and don’t really want to create a scene with other drive

But

While blogging, creating a scene with other blogger can be beneficial to us. Best example is Xiaxue vs Dawn Young. Curse other blogger or scold other blogger. Remember creating a scene of goodwill can’t do much good to you. So do something like below.

Why?Because a scene can attracts a lot of “visitors”

A lot of people standing and looking or not?Do you see people stop and look at people doing good things?No right?

Difference #4
While we’re driving, we don’t like people to leave any marks on our car

But

While blogging, we like people leaving as many “marks” as possible in our blog a.k.a “Comment”

Difference #5
While driving, we don’t like to be honked at

But while you’re blogging and submit your post to NUFFNANG INNIT, you wish everyone “honk” a.k.a nang on your blog post.

So you know the 5 differences between blogging and driving.

You can start “honking” my post

And

“Leave” some marks on my post. Best with some names k?

Don’t worry, I won’t be mad, I promise

J

Ini hari I kan blog dlm bahasa Malaysia. Knape kau mungkin tanye. Biar I bgtau, I realise blog blog yg dlm ditulis dlm bahasa Malaysia mmg banyak follower. So demi follower dan traffic, I buat keputusan untuk menulis post ini dalam Bahasa Malaysia untuk menarik kumpulan reader yang berbeza.

Dulu masa blaje, BM I mmg bagus. Setiap kali ambik pen tulis, 6 atau 7 muka surat karangan memang sudah ada, I leh tulis karangan tanpa fikir banyak. I bukan nak angkat bakul sendiri tp cikgu dulu mmg pernah suh I jgn tulis terlalu panjang masa SPM sebab orang akan rasa bosan dengan cepat. 7 muka surat beb, bosan tak bosan

Kalo bg I ckp BM, I mmg fasih sekali jugak. I gerenti kalo dulu kau ckp telepon dgn I, kau mmg x dpt cam I Chinese. I pernah dpt pujian dari kawan Malay I. Masa main online game, I gune nickname Chinese tp I chat dgn BM, sampai ade org pernah tanye, “Eh, kau ni Melayu ke Chinese?”

Tapi tapi, ha…sume bende mmg ade “tapi tapi” punye. Lepas I abis blaja skolah menengah, I pun pergi la blaja kat Uni. Masa tu I started ckp Bahasa Inggeris. Lepas 5 tahun, I notice BM I yg dulu mmg fasih dah jadi quality celup.

I dah campur BM tempat lain dgn BM Penang. Ni yang buat I bengang ni, I mmg proud dgn BM Penang. Sebab it define me as one of Penangite.

Dulu I ckp “Hang” atau “Hangpa”

Kang I ckp “Ko” atau “Korang”

Dulu I ckp “Karipap ni 3 kupang”

Kang I ckp “Karipap ni 3 puluh sen”

Dan lain-lain.

Tapi I gerenti kalo bg Malay blogger, mereka baca post ini, sudah tau ni mmg a Chinese yang tulis.

Sebab mereka xtulis cam ni.

Ahh, I pun tak tau dah. Dulu tau, kang dah lupe la…

Anyway, this post just nak bagitau sume reader lama I atau reader baru I, yg mulai hari ini, I kan start tulis dalam BM skali skala. My next post kan dlm BM. Untuk menambah sedikit rase lain dalam Hippocreep ni.

Tapi dgn style menulis ini la.

Korang stuju tak?

Tolong tunjuk ajar k?

He He

Oh Btw, Bahasa Baku pun boleh tapi akan gune mase yg panjang sket.

J

You know what is the most depressing part??

When you log into your Nuffnang account,

You see this

Yea! you said to yourself. 4 buffered earnings but wondering how come no CTR.

Then check your traffic coming to your site today.

And you saw

This.

And you straight away

Depressing?

Hmm, but then I just want to tell Nuffnang here, don’t give up on Hippocreep 1st. I’ll try my very best to improve my traffic.

Don’t stop giving me buffered earning!

Buffered earning keeps me going.

I just need a breakthrough.

Happy Weekend peeps.

I’ll be back tonight or probably tomorrow

J

As a football fan, I’m like the others, will give names to those football players and today I’m going to write about the nicknames given to players who is playing in this FIFA World Cup

1st: Claudemir Jeronimo Barretto or best known as “Cacau”

Guess what we call him??

“Cincau”

The scenario will be

Commentator :”Cacau SCORES!!!!!!!!!”

Supporter :”YAAAAAA!!!!!GOOOOOOALLLLLL!!CACAU!!!!”

If not

Commentator :”How did he miss that???!!!”

Supporter :”Bloody ‘cincau’, patut la xleh score, kaki lembik cam ‘cincau’, puik!”

2nd : Frank James Lampard

Lampard is an English player who plays for Chelsea and I guess everyone will know him well even those aunty grandma because he appears in Astro World Cup advertisement. Remember the little girl shouting her mum “Mak, ada mat salleh kat luar!!”

Guess what we call him?

“Lan pa” or which means testicle in Hokkien Dielect.

So the scenario will be

Commentor :”Frank Lampard scores a magnificent goal with his left foot!!!”

Spectator :”Wooot!!! Damn good man that guy”

If not

Commentor :”Ouch, it would have been an easy goal for Lampard but he misses it somehow”

Spectator :”Frank ‘LAN PA’ LA!!! YOU KICK WHAT ‘LAN PA’ BALL???!! SO EASY ALSO CAN MISS AHHH!!????”

3rd: Yakubu Aiyegbeni

Yakubu is a Nigerian footballer who plays for Everton

Ho Ho, this is my favourite.

Guess what we call him?

Yakubu “AIR MANI” which means “semen” in English

Be it he scores or misses a goal

We will still be calling him

Us :”WOOOOTT!!! AIR MANI SCORES!!!!!!!!!!”

Or
Us :”Fuck!!AIR MANI miss la!!!”

I remember yesterday during work, my colleague asked me

Him :”EH, Nigeria bagus tak?”

Me :”Memang bagus, ada Yakubu AIR MANI, beb”

But, believe it or not, few years ago, I saw Livescore mistakenly typed Yakubu Aiyegbani name as “Yakubu ABU BAKARI”

I was like, what!!??
I told my friend since when Yakubu converted to Muslim.

LoL

But
In our heart, he still always be our Sperm-man.

Well, at times we as a football fan, will get frustrated when the player from the team that we support can’t deliver. So with the spirit of FIFA World Cup 2010 South Africa, I present you one of the 3 nicknames that we have given to the players.

I believe out there will be a lot nicknames, so which player you already given him the nickname?

J

p/s: waiting for England – Algeria match, I bet Algeria will win by 1 goal, you believe or not? ‘lan pa’ is playing wor. Anyone with me? He he

You know what’s the difference??

Man’s Complaint
Man 1:” Damn, let me tell you, this boss of ours is damn hard to handle. I don’t know what he wants from me. Fuck him!”

Man 2:”Yea man, I feel you man. Fuck him too for making my life hard”

Man 1:”Let’s go have some drink and forget about it”

Man 2:”Oright!!!”

*Man 1 and 2 drink until “mum can’t recognize her son” *

Woman’s Complaint

Woman 1:”Geeez, I hate this boss, he’s making my life hard!”

Woman 2:”Ohhh, don’t worry girl, you’re not the only one, he makes my life hard too”

Woman 1:”Whatt?? Really?? Oh my, I thought only me. What is wrong with him?”

Woman 2:”Hey, you know what, actually I heard from others when he is at home, his wife is making is life hard, that’s why he is letting out all his anger at us!!”

Woman 1:”Ahhh, I hate this type of guy. By the way, I wonder how is his wife looks like”

Woman 2:”Oh, I heard his wife looks very fierce. “

Woman 1:”Now that explains “

Woman 2:”Yea, you can see the relation right?”

Woman 1:”Yea, he is like practically torturing me you know. Giving all sorts of works and stuffs.”

Woman 2:”YEA!!!Exactly what he does to me also!!”

Woman 1 and 2 continue until God knows when

You see, men go straight to the point. Full stop!

But women, they can go from complaint to gossip to complaint. Pretty amazing, eh?

Sometime they can make us go crazy

Sometime they can make us go stress

Sometime they can make us go like strangling them

But at the end of the day, we as a man, will still love them a lot!!

Including me as well.

But, women out there, not to say what, try to make it short la next time, okay

J

p/s: What a lousy post!!Actually I’m having sort of like writer’s block now and some more World Cup. Haih. Don’t worry, I’ll be back very soon. I promise!!

It is when you walk to your colleague desk and look at his work, and you see this

Clearly he is not happy working in the company.

Me, too

Well, who does, right?

Ah, sorry for my reader, these few days have been a roller coaster for me. From Family trip to OT to dateline. I’m now back to Hippocreep.

More stories to come.

But for now,

Have a good night sleep

J