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*Warning. A lot of photos in this post*
FIFA WORLD CUP 2010 is coming soon. 16 days left

As usual, I support Argentina but beside enjoying the game, but I do enjoy seeing all those football supporters going all out supporting their country, especially female supporters.

Years ago, I already implemented “1-WorldCupFemaleSupporters” lor. Najib out-dated la using “1″ concept.

So I’ve tried to search around and I managed to get 30 countries’ female supporters except New Zealand and Slovenia. Some are really, pphheewwiitt la. Here are the photos, enjoy:)

For AFC

Australia. Need my help to hold your “star”?

Japan. IKU IKU, DA MEH DA MEH, ITAI ITAI

North Korea. My 1st time seeing their fans, very much look like Vietnamese. Hmm…

South Korea.당신을 사랑합니다!!!

For CAF

Algeria. Er, girls, you’re holding your country’s flag in wrong direction, but I’ll forgive you girls.

Cameroon. The “3″ is a male or female?

Ivory Coast. Venus William, is that you?

Ghana. Serena?

Nigeria. Holy!!Uruk-Hai!!!

South Africa. !Xobile !!!!

For CONCACAF

Honduras. too serious la your face.

Mexico. YIHAA!! Mister Potato, anyone?

United States. GO GO Mountain Of Liberty!!

For CONMEBOL

Argentina. This is the country that I’ll be supporting!!!!

Brazil. Girl, can you bring me around in that blue circle with stars of yours?

Chile. Wears too much. Loose some clothes, now!

Paraguay. *Big Grin*

Uruguay. The “F4″

For OFC

New Zealand. She’s there, I’m sure you can find it.

For UEFA

Denmark. Can I treat you a bottle of Carlsberg?

England. Hm..a little saggy but I’m okay with it. LOL

France. Mucks!Mucks!

Germany. You’re pointing at the flag or what???Slurpp.

Greece. Hi lady, fancy a drink after the match?

Italy. Sono innamorata!!

Holland. Phewwiitt! Voluptuous Angel!

Portugal. Do you think Christiano Ronaldo will look at me??

Serbia. Thumbs up!! Kezman scores again!

Slovakia. Peace sign? or?

Slovenia. Sorry mate, can you guys see the girl at the bottom left with the red circle?

Spain. Me Gustar!!!

Switzerland. You think Roger Federer can play or not if she turns out for his match? For me, I surely can’t.

I have something to tell all the girls out there. You think only you have cute footballers to see during World Cup aa? We guys have more to see looorr. Jealous or not.

So guys, decided which country to support already?

Hehe

J

Everyone surely have their own “OH-SHIT” moments right?

Let me tell you some of my “OH-SHIT” moments and how it happened.

“OH-SHIT #1″
I was holding my fart. A deadly one but the place was full of people. So I went and found a place, and I was damn sure that time, no one would come to that place. I should have let it go like atomic bomb

But I decided to put in the silencer

After a 3 seconds of low sound pfffffeeeeeewwwwww, that place was in major air pollution but suddenly, one of my colleague found me and walked to me

“Hey J, can I ask you something?”

He was like touch and go.

OH-SHIT

“OH-SHIT #2″
My nose was damn fucking itchy. I knew that inside, there were a lot of “gold”. I can’t stand it but I was, again in a place full of people. So I went and found a quiet place where, again, no people would go. So I started my “gold” digging quest.

But when I was in the middle of my “OH YEA~AH~”, suddenly I heard

“Hey J, can you please help me with this?”

My colleague caught me red handed, digging “gold”

He smirked

OH-SHIT

“OH-SHIT #3″
PORN. Hah! don’t even start it, okay? I’m a healthy guy so I do watch porn once awhile. I was sure my parents were watching TV in the hall. I went to some porn site and started load some video in my room. In the middle of waiting for the video to load, suddenly

*Knock knock* *Opens Door immediately*

“J, come and watch this program, it’s nice”

I swear for few seconds, my mum saw a girl sucking a guy picture on my monitor before I minimized the browser.

She kept quiet

OH-SHIT

“OH-SHIT #4″

There was a time I worked until I almost lost my mind. I stood up, throw the prototype on the table and said

“THIS JOB IS CRAZY AND IT’S A LOUSY JOB”

“Oh, now I know what’s your heart is thinking” *smiling*

My boss was behind me

“Oh, no boss, I meant the project, not the job, I spoke too fast just now”

“Yea, right”

OH-SHIT.

“OH-SHIT #5″
I was supposed to call my friend.

“WOI! WHERE ARE YOU!!??”

“Why are you talking like this to me?”

I sensed something wrong and looked at the phone.

It was not my friend. I dialed the wrong number. It was my girlfriend

OH-MY-FUCKING-SHIT

Enough of it for Part 1. Will continue on Part 2 if I remember more. I have a lot of “OH-SHIT” moments but these 5 are the one that I remember for now.

Gotta go to bed and read my book now:)

P/s: Above all 5 “OH-SHITs” are true. It’s not a fiction, if you wonder.

Night peeps:)

J

Last night, I watched Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show for the year 2009 and 2008 *Okay, I know I’m slow*

I can say it is really pheeeeewwwiiiiiiit!!!!!

Then suddenly, I suddenly have this thought, is there any other lingerie’s brand do such fashion show?

So I took a quick search in the Google and I typed “Triumph Fashion Show”

Oh my God, now I know why no one ever mention about any lingerie’s fashion show except Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

The reason is very simple.

DO YOU PREFER TO SEE THIS

OR

Right? Right? Which you prefer??

The angels or the The Triumph-els?

Another comparison for you readers

Triumph-els

Angels

You know what Hokkien People will comment on this comparison?

It’s totally “Bo Beh Chao” or “No Horse Run”

You know, it’s like the horse is running by itself, competitors are no where to be seen.

It’s like totally different league man!!!!

Victoria’s Secret and Triumph are both well-known international brand but it’s when comes to fashion show, it’s totally “No Horse Run

So the models comparison is done, how bout the fashion show set up?

I went to youtube and I found this.

Triumph Fashion Show 2009

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2009

Haihhhhh, “No Horse Run” again.

To tell you the truth, I didn’t even finish that Triumph Fashion Show 2009 clip.

I’m waiting to see Victoria’s Secret 2010-2011 Fashion Show. Anyone knows when? If not mistaken, it will be around November or December

Here are some Victoria Secret’s 2008-2009 Fashion Show pictures I took from http://www.millionlooks.com/

Miranda Kerr

Heidi Klum *Seal damn 7 lucky*

Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio, again

Nose bleed or not?

J

Facebook!!!

I believe out of 10 person reading this, surely will have 9.5 person own a facebook account, right? That 0.5 person is one who owns an account but forgets the password.

People can play games, send private messages, write something on the wall, photo tagging and a lot.

But last night, I realized that Facebook can be a very powerful tool also. I called it The Stalker’s Tool.

I mean you can search practically everyone you know.

Last night, I was in a slight stalker mode. So I went to one of my colleague’s Facebook profile and clicked on her friend’s list. Then I found more of my colleague’s Facebook account. Then from this colleague I found another, then another, then another, then another. And after half an hour, guess who’s Facebook account I’m looking at? It was my company’s Director Of Operation’s!!!!

It looks like Stalkbook more than Facebook for me.

It was so easy. Just a click, you’re browsing that person’s photos. IF that person puts private profile, then you might not be able to view the pictures but I’m trying to find out is there any way to view the photos if the profile is a private profile.

Then it struck my mind, when you go for interview, never put your Facebook account email in it. Who knows your boss will take a quick check at your photos.

“this one looks wild, party slut, better don’t hire her. Definitely not committed”

Die lor like this, not worth right? especially those Ah Pek conservative thinking boss.

Facebook is fun but it might do you harm too

Okay, that’s all.

J

*off to play my Farmville, WOOOOOOT, Facebook rocks!!*

Night peeps:)

J,again

I need some inspiration to get me going.

Work has been taken up too much of my life. I feel restless now when I go to office. It seems like weekends is no longer enough for me.

I hate to be uninspired. You know why?

I tend to lazy do things that I normally do such as updating this blog, go gym.

I tend to eat lots of sweet things.

I tend to have no interested in anything.

I tend to have bad temper.

I tend to get annoyed easily.

And the worst part,

I tend to shop.

I nearly bought a Blackberry back home just now when I went for lunch.

I swear, it was that close to pull out my credit card.

Currently I’m watching Where The Hell Is Matt to get some inspiration

Oh ya, I’m listening to Disagree new album called To Prevent The Earth From Moving With You in their website
So tell me, what you guys normally do to inspire yourself when you’re feeling uninspired?

J

I cut and remain the main focus of the picture…
I got this from here
Click if you want to see the full picture

But seriously,

What the fuck??

Attitude problems.

Judge it yourself, even though they did put up a good show tonight

J

I’m going to support Malaysia Uber Cup Team from today onwards already.

Why?

Because they are young and fresh team. It’s good to see they give youngster the exposure.

They have fighting spirits even though they know they sure lose and they did but they did put up a good show.

Credit to them

And most importantly

They smash

Nuff said.

J

I hate people cucuk my backside.

Not this backside.

I hate people cucuk my this backside.

Seriously, are you rushing to Hell?

Sorry for my mean words but I really hate those people who tailgate me.

What’s wrong with you? Do you find thrills by tailgating people??Does it improve your braking skill??

It’s damn dangerous okay!!

What if the car in front of my hit the brake suddenly and I have to hit the emergency brake also?

Use your bloody brain please.

You’re not in any racing tournament, fucking idiots.

No matter how smart or professional you wear, once you tailgate me, you’re automatically categorized as fucking-idiot-die-faster-better people by me.

But, there are some people tailgate already some more flash the high light at you, in slow moving traffic.

Fucking brainless.

Today is damn moody for me.

Gotta retire to bed now

have a nice sleep people

J

I just got a phone call from my brother around 20 minutes ago.

“Eh..where are you?”
“Shopping mall, why?”
“I felt tremor, did you?”
“Nah, I didn’t”
“Mine office went left and right”
“What?? Are you sure?”
“Yup, anyway, happy shopping”

So anyone of you felt it in Penang?? My brother felt it in one of the factory in Bayan Lepas. Yea, he’s working in this lovely Sunday, damn pathetic right?

Just check in Indonesia Meteorological Department website, confirmed earthquake just occurred at 1pm just now in MEULABOH-NAD, which is in Acheh Barat.

Check out this website

If you see the website, 2 earth quakes occurred today one at 9am and another at 1pm at 5.5SR and 7.2SR each.

The website writes “potensi TSUNAMI utk dtrskn pd msyrkt”

I don’t know what “dtrskn pd msyrkt”

But it’s better to avoid beaches right now

J

You know, girls always complain that guys aren’t caring and sensitive at all. Guys are not doing the right things and make girls angry. But come to think about, actually guys behave like this is because of girls too.

Girls are cynical by nature, at least for Malaysian girls.

Why? Because when a guy praises them, they will think that the guy is trying to go under their pants. The guy is bloody sweet talker and cannot be trust.

“Wow, you look stunning today with the new dress” *sincerely*

“Go away, don’t come near me with your sweet mouth” *suspecting*

or

“HA HA, VERY FUNNY”

or

“Yea, Right”

WHAT

THE

FUCK

?

A simple THANK YOU and a SMILE cannot meh?

You see, because of those cynical attitude from girls, guys decided to fuck it. Fuck praises and compliment.

A lot of girls think that when a guy compliment them or praises them, the guy have intention towards them. They’re right actually but in the meantime, they’re wrong also. Not all guys have bad intention towards them when giving compliments. A lot guys including me, appreciate pretty things. So a simple compliment is just a simple compliment.

So girls, stop be cynical toward guys compliment okay?Even though you’re sure that guy has bad intention, just smile and say thank you and ignore him

You think guys go everywhere and compliment every girls?

You must be something, you know?

It’s not easy to get compliments from people even though some get it everyday.

So don’t act like an asshole when you get a compliment from a guy

Don’t make us to show this

Okay?

J